Ŀ
 Presents
  ڿĴ VMag, Issue 2, 1 June 1998
  

(c) Yuri Nesterenko, 2:5020/1402@fidonet


                          H.
                         p.

Hp   ᫥   ᮬ,
 p   p ᫥ FAT,
⥬ pp,  訩 p pᮬ,
p p㪮 p "format".
H pp p   㡡,
 pp  -  p,
 ᥬ`  㡫 p
p   ᪫ .
 ᪥  p⨩ p  p㧨 ⥬,
 ᫮,  饭 p,
ᮯ, , ᭥  ,
H ⪫稫 ⥫䮭  p.
 ᮯ,  ,
 pꥬ ⠭   port,
  p,  pᯮ p,
H  ᯮ   㦥 password.
p pp ,  pp,
H     ,   ,
  ⥭ pﭭ 襢 pp
⠥: "  砫..."
  ?  設 ᪮,
᪥ , 㬠 ᫥,
 ᯫ p ⢥ ⮤,
 p    <>.

-----------------------------------
` ᠤ⮢ - 40
(C) YuN, 1993


                  pp᪮ .

   ,   Ctrl-Alt-Del,
   p p ,
  ᫮ "᪠"  筮 䨫,
   ppp ⨫  ᫮,
H  p諨   p,   諨 p,
        pᮢ.

 뫨    p訫 pp,
  ᯠ p,  format,
 ᫨  뫮 ,  ⠪⨪ p  -
 ᪥⠬  ,   
p ⠭  pp,
 ⭠p dump'  p.

 p筮    Copyright,
H  pp  100 ,
 稫 ᥬp,  訩  㬭.
Pᯥ⪨  p   ,
  p p 뫨 p,
H  -⠪ 뫨  p   p.

  﫨 ⮣ -  뫨  ᬥ -
H  ᥪp,   ,
  ᡮ  ⠭   筨 p.
H 뫮  p-p,  뫮 p ᮢᥬ
 ⨥    ,
H 㦨 ,    Yamaha.

H p  pp p뢠  ,
, pᨢ p p㧥 p  ,
 릨,  ,  DOS   p⥪p,
﫨  , pp INT'
ᥬp BIOS  ᠫ  p
,         業p.

H  p p諮,   뫮 ,
p   㤭 p ,
 稪-p  誮  p⨭窨 p.
  p⢮ 㦥  ⠥ p宬,
 p᫨ Aidstest',  p 宬 -
  ⠪  ,  p 뢠 password'.

  -  﫨  pp ,
    debug' 室  ,
 ᭮ ᠭ p p砫  p.
 ⥯p ,  ,  reset...
, 㤠   -  ⪭  RET,
  p, ᫨  ⥪  p p.

p   p, ⨬p ,
 p䥩  p  襬    ,
몫  魮 設, 몫  类 p᪠.
뫨    p p ,
 ⮫쪮   Windows p  
   ,  p Hard Disk'a...

(C) YuN, 1994


P᪨㫨  p,
  䠩 諥  p,
    p,
  p 稭 p.

"p, p뫨 p 䠩 p!" -
 pp pp.
CapsLock  HD-p p
 p  ᠤ.

" ᭮ p ᯨᠫ  ?
H砫쭨 ⮡ !
 ᪮  pp ᭥,
p⢮  , ᫨ ."

 Norton'a 襫 -  Norton'a ,
    ⨫,
ᯥ    reset
 : p p뫠.

Hp᭮ 稪   pp,
Hp᭮ 砫쭨 ...
 p    ,
 p  ᥫ!

(C) YuN, 1994


                      頥.

 ,  p, 120 cps,
H ⥬,  Norton  .
- ⠬ ⠭ p,  p  -
  Carrier lost.

p:
 ᭨
   p.
 䨫p p
 p ...
 , BBS,
᪠  carrier 祧,
H  Busy   ᬮ 
 
   - 㤥p,
⮡  p 䠩 p!

H ,  p㧪 pp, - ᯨ ᮯ,
 COM-p  ⭨ .
H   몠稢  ᥢp - 䠩  䫮,
   㦥 .

p.

(C) YuN, 1995


                         । ᮢ.
                      (  . )

᫨   ⢮ 
稫  ,
H   ᪨:
 ⮦  !
ࠦ ணࠬ
᪨  BBS',
 ⥡ ⢮ 
  ᯮ.

᫨   ⢮ ணࠬ
㦨  稪,
H ᪨ 訡:
    ࠢ!
᭨ , 㤥,
  砩  ୮,
 ⥡   襪
।  㤥 ⢫

᫨  ⢮ 設
H ࠡ⠥,  ,
  ਭ᪮ 
쭮 㪭 㫠.
H  -  㢠,
   ...
᭨ ⮬ 砫:
" ࢮ 砫!"

(C) YuN, 1995


               p p.

p,  直-y,
   yp ,
  py yy -
  p.
--, --,
H ⨬  py,
--, --,
-!

p ᯠᥭ   ,
  y !
 p 
 p᪮  p.
-y-y, --,
y   ,
--, p뢠
!

p,  直-y,
, 䮭 H,  p,
  ⠪  -
   pp.
--, -p-p,
 訡  pp,
-p-p, p--,
-!

᫨  設 ,
 訩 ⠦!
 p  H 
  py .
--p, p--p,
襬 py  ,
y-y-y,  
 !

(C) YuN, 1997


                        0A ணࠬ⮢.

0A ணࠬ⮢ த 訫 ᤥ,
 ᨫ " 죨 ?",   ⠫ 9.

9 ணࠬ⮢ ।⠫ । ᮬ,
     FoxPro,   ⠫ 8.

8 ணࠬ⮢ 㯨 IBM,
 ᪠ " !",   ⠫ 7.

7 ணࠬ⮢ ⥫ help ,
   ,   ⠫ 6.

6 ணࠬ⮢ ⠫  ,
   襫  㬠,   ⠫ 5.

5 ணࠬ⮢ 㯨 CD-ROM,
 ਭ ⠩᪨  - ⠫ ⢥஬.

4 ணࠬ ࠡ⠫  ,
   墠 ᪠,   ⠫ 3.

3 ணࠬ   ࠫ  DOOM,
 - 誠,   ⠫ ࠢ .

2 ணࠬ ࠫ 㦭: "win"
 ⠫ 㧪  - ⠫  1.

1 ணࠬ    ᢮ ஫,
H ⨫  稪,   ⠫ 0.

0 ணࠬ⮢ 㣠 न e,
⮬ 㢮 ,  ⠫  FF.

      Hᠢ ,  㬠,     
              ந    ஭ :

                         0A programmers.

0A young programmers began to work online,
One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.

9 young programmers used copies that they made,
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.

8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It's Windows 95!", and then there were 7.

7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.

6 young programmers were testing the hard drive,
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.

5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.

4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.

3 young programmers didn't know what to do,
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.

2 young programmers were testing what they done,
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.

1 young programmer was mighty as a hero,
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.

Boss cried:"Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.

(C) YuN, 1997


                           Hex'.

, 騩  ᢮   ࡮ ᪠!
,  쥬 ⠪  ᭨᪠ ᪮ ,
  ᯮ 㤠 ஬쪭 ஫⭠ ...
  ࠤ 㭤 - 砩 ᪮॥ ᥬ!

 , 祩    ६ 譮!
,  ᫮ 設, 砫쭨 ⥡  㢮,
   ⢨ ᨭ ⠡ -   ,
 ࠧ-ᥤ,   Ctrl-O, 訩.

 ᭮饪 ४,    ண
⮫ ᢮ ᨫ 稬 ஬ Pentium 200!
,  ⢮ ᢥ㯫 ᨨ Doctor' Web'
  墠 ⥡, ⮡ ᢮  web-࠭.

 doomer,  ᪢ ⥬ ⢮ 
 ஫ ᥡ ⪠ !
  ,  -   ணࠬ⮬,
  ⠫  室  ࠡ ࠢ?

寧 졮 祭,  設 ⠢  Windows,
H  ⨫  ⮬ ᮢᥬ  ମ,
 ᠭ  ,   ९  -
        設.  ஡.

᫨  Windows  ਫ  㣨,
,   ⮬      -
   ᢮ ,   ﬠ 
 ﭨ   ᪮ ᫮.

(C) YuN, 1997


                       頥 
            "It is safe now to turn off your computer"
                           Windows 95.

 , 騩 誮,
 騩  Enter!
稢 ࠡ,  㬠
H  ⠭ !
 ⮣  ⮣
  樤 -
  㧭  ⮬,
 㦠 㤥 ஦.

  㦥   ,
 Windows -   ⪨,
  ⥡ ,
   設 ⢮.
   ,
  ᫥⢨ ⪨:
믫  ᪮ 
  ᪮, -.

⮬ ᪮  
ࢥ  ࠭
( ᫨  ⠫,
   ⠫).
ﭥ   ,
 ஦  ,
H  ᪢ 饫 CD-ROM'
 騩 ⠫.

節   㭨⠧,
⪫ ᢥ  ࠩ,
   ࠬ,
祧   .
 ॠ ⮬ ⠭権
H   ஭,
 孥   ࠦ
 ᬮ ⠭ "".

ୠ   ,
㭠   ,
 㢨  ⭠,
 ᮩ  .
    
 ।  ,
⮯  ப,
  ⮬  㤥 .

⮬, 稢 ࠡ,
H ० Alt-F4,
 吝- ,
 ⮫쪮 ⮬ 몫砩 -
  ⥯ H!
 㤥 ᯮ⢨  ,
 Windows ⥡ ࠧ訫.
   ⮩ ᮢ 砩.

(C) YuN, 1997


.
-----------

祬  ࠫ  ୥?

ன !  ,  饫 誮...

 ࠧ ⠪,  ண, ⠢ Windows?!

, ,  ⥯?! ,  ⮭...

㤠,   ⮪?

堫,   诨  ᪮!

H,   堪,   ᯠ...

  ? ⭮, !

,  稬,   !

 ,   password ᪠?!

H "Yes"! ! Format complete...

,    ࠫ  Digger?

 ,   ﭮ ...

H譠,   ᪥?

  ᨤ 㡨  ᪮...

? !   ஭?

 ᫨     ?!

    unformat!

 ?  楫   ?

H ᪮쪮   - Shut down!

뭮,  ࣠ ,   쭮!

Logout? H? H, ⠪   ᪠...

 help  -  ᪮ !

F2! ॥! ,  ᨬ...

H Jav'e?  ,   !

16  ⮬ ...

H 몫   ⠭!

,    ५ Unix!

H Esc... ,  ᪠!

(c) YuN, 1998
